Reminds me of the time I heard my grandma use the term “bling” to describe a ring. Haven’t uttered it since.
puppydawgblues
Party’s over folks it’s hit the mainstream
sctlight
Slow news day. I’d rather see “COOK PUBLICLY SHAMED FOR SCREWING UP FILM WRAP AND LEAVING FOR THE NEXT PERSON!”
eatrepeat
This is the equivalent of Ellen having some viral video on her show. “We aren’t part of the scene or culture that this comes from, let us do the zoo thing and go look at it with assumptions!”
UrsaMajor7th
Now you’ve got Bezo’s attention. Keep an eye open for a spate of documentaries and sit-coms on Amazon, and chive-related accoutrements galore on sale.
Maybe take the week to practice before coming back, chef.
Agile_Oil9853
Another person trying to justify their Reddit use at work
consumeshroomz
Precision chopping is a measure of good knife skills. It in know way means you’re a good cook. I’ve known plenty of chefs who’s chives may look like the Burj Khalifa tower but they’re food is far better than the guy who can nitpick over all the aesthetic bits.
TheTimn
Is defending Nazi talking points the sign of a good newspaper? Ehh Wapo?
Brilliant_Buns
This timeline is SO weird
wildwolfay5
When parents start wearing the same accessories and just upset their kids.
butter_cookie_gurl
Low effort “reporting” scraping Reddit for content. They do this a lot.
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Reminds me of the time I heard my grandma use the term “bling” to describe a ring. Haven’t uttered it since.
Party’s over folks it’s hit the mainstream
Slow news day. I’d rather see “COOK PUBLICLY SHAMED FOR SCREWING UP FILM WRAP AND LEAVING FOR THE NEXT PERSON!”
This is the equivalent of Ellen having some viral video on her show. “We aren’t part of the scene or culture that this comes from, let us do the zoo thing and go look at it with assumptions!”
Now you’ve got Bezo’s attention. Keep an eye open for a spate of documentaries and sit-coms on Amazon, and chive-related accoutrements galore on sale.
https://preview.redd.it/wdkhi6cgh08g1.png?width=895&format=png&auto=webp&s=781e70564d2e6c15b4ba34f45df06fff57ec8fcf
Maybe take the week to practice before coming back, chef.
Another person trying to justify their Reddit use at work
Precision chopping is a measure of good knife skills. It in know way means you’re a good cook. I’ve known plenty of chefs who’s chives may look like the Burj Khalifa tower but they’re food is far better than the guy who can nitpick over all the aesthetic bits.
Is defending Nazi talking points the sign of a good newspaper? Ehh Wapo?
This timeline is SO weird
When parents start wearing the same accessories and just upset their kids.
Low effort “reporting” scraping Reddit for content. They do this a lot.
https://preview.redd.it/72gkox4bm08g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c167a165329d88ed0693298755ac7533876455
I can’t believe they used a bad photo from the early days 🥲
You trying to cause an existential crisis???
See you tomorrow, journalist…
And picks an awful picture
Chive chopping is the measure of how well someone chops chives. There, no need to read the article now.
Shit, fuck WaPo but this is very very cool!
We’re talking about the cat, right?
Calling u/karmakrazi
You’re needed on the flight deck to assist in the navigation preperations of multiple squadrons.
We’ve officially jumped the shark here. Time to abandon ship right in time for day 69
When chivegate happened we were so young and innocent. I long for those days.
Have we jumped the shark yet?
Chives the cat is out of the bag
It’s not about what he’s doing, it’s about his dedication to doing it.
https://preview.redd.it/0p0ljfgb818g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8813ac2d9634655b151f36495b8f21f6f2cd1cec
I don’t think he calls himself chive lord, that just how us mortals refer to his royal chiveness